Star Trek: Tik Tok

How I woke up this morning, no joke:

Thanks dove4med. Wooh owah owa-HOOOOOO

“But I can’t wait to get back on my own two — artificial — feet again”

Roger Simon, chief political editor for Politico, had his legs amputated. His interview is spectacular.

An Unlikely Honor

As a man who has spent a huge portion of his life lovingly studying conspiracy theories, let me tell you it was one hell of an honor to be accused of being part of one. RU Sirius explains how some nutter named Anders, who is a fan of another gloriously awesome nutter, Vigilant Citizen, uses my superhero article to make some sort of point about the Satanic Transhumanist New World Order. The great part about being a conspiracy theorist is that the evidence is everywhere and because no one sees it, it’s all the more proof of a conspiracy.

Anders, I’m about to lay something heavy on you: my commenter handle on the Gawker Network is “Illuminatus” and my avatar picture is Mentok the Mindtaker. Do with that what you will.

Existential Gorilla

The Onion, of course:

Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

Take That XKCD

You’re not the only one who can use math for humor:

Pearls Before Swine.

A Legit Use For Cryogenics

Who doesn’t love The Onion? “New College Graduates To Be Cryogenically Frozen Until Job Market Improves:”

“Were we to freeze these graduates at the height of vigor and ambition, however, there’s a chance we could revive them during a more prosperous time,” Hutchinson continued. “When the economy finally bounces back—10, 20, even 30 years from now—we’ll have an entire generation thawed out and ready to contribute.”

MST3K Haiku

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via Sully

Behold! The Singularity!

SMBC

Calvin & Hobbes

Calvin & Hobbes

Star Trek: The Sex Generation

Hilarious:

via Geekologie