Am I A Socialist?

This is all very confusing. Alex Tabarrok tries to clarify:

It is true that capitalism was named by its enemies.  Thus, it’s interesting to note that a socialist is someone who believes in socialism, a communist someone who believes in communism but a capitalist is someone with capital.

It’s also true that capitalism is a truly social system, a system that unites the world in cooperation, peace and trade.  Thus, if all were tabula rasa socialism might be a good name for capitalism.  But that boat has sailed.

Eek gad. I’ll have to give it a ponder.

["Libertarians Against Capitalism" - Free Association via MR]